Siri, Who Am I?

“Tschida took me on a wild ride in the quick read with endless turns and a happily-ever-after ending fit for a Friday night, feel-good rom-com movie.”—USA Today, 3.5 out of 4 star review

“A fan of HBO Max's The Flight Attendant? Tschida's debut novel...is definitely for you.”—E! Online

“[A] biting satire for the internet age.”—POPSUGAR

“[An] uproarious debut.”—Bustle

“Equal parts romance, mystery, and comedy....Like Christopher Nolan's Memento by way of Ingrid Goes West, Tschida's Siri, Who Am I? examines issues of identity, albeit with an irreverent comedic bent.”—Memphis Flyer

“A strong debut that's fun and funny, perfect for lovers of modern romantic comedies and light mysteries.”—Kirkus Reviews

“Tschida's debut is a millennial Bridget Jones's Diary meets Legally Blonde."—Booklist

“Fun and satisfying. This entertaining romance puts a cute twist on the genre."—Publishers Weekly

“This witty story checks all the boxes for readers looking for a sharp-edged, highly entertaining look at selfie culture, along with soupçon of romance.”—Shelf Awareness 

“Keen character work and a unique premise distinguish Tschida’s riotously funny, remarkably assured debut...Tschida is a writer to watch.”—Mystery Scene

“Tschida's debut is a fun, effervescent ride that explores selfie culture and how it defines us. Amnesiac Mia is fearless in how she navigates the world. You'll be hooked by the core mystery as you journey with Mia to uncover who she really is.”—Roselle Lim, author of Natalie Tan's Book of Luck and Fortune & Vanessa Yu's Magical Paris Teashop

Hustlers meets The Vow—a twistier, slightly darker, millennial The Vow—in this funny and entertaining women’s fiction novel. Filled with hilarity, mystery and self-discovery, Siri, Who Am I? is a fun, enjoyable story that I consumed from beginning to end.”—Naima Simone, USA Today bestselling author of the WAGS series

Memento gets a Millennial makeover by debut author Sam Tschida in this smart and edgy comedy about a Kardashians-obsessed woman who wakes up in an LA hospital with amnesia, a torn party dress, and a broken iPhone and must work backward, using her Instagram account, to piece together her identity, only to discover that her life is a perfect lie.

 

When Mia wakes up in a Long Beach hospital with a head wound, she knows everything there is to know about the Kardashian-Jenner family but almost nothing about herself. The only items in her possession are her torn party dress–which immediately begs the question, what kind of girl parties on a Tuesday night?–a tube of Chanel lipstick, and an iPhone with a shattered screen. She might not remember where she lives but she can use her Instagram account to work backward to piece together the basic facts of her identity. Easy enough, right?
Instagram tells her that she lives in a Millennial-pink duplex that would make Kylie Jenner jealous. But when she arrives, she discovers a cute housesitter named Max who tells her the house actually belongs to JP, a French billionaire–and he has no idea how she’s connected to him. After some sleuthing, she discovers she’s the owner of a high-end matchmaking service. Could JP be one of her investors?
As Mia works backward through her Instagram to figure out who she really is–and find anyone who knows anything about her–she discovers an ugly truth buried within her perfect social media image. Is it too late to undo her lies online and become an IRL good person?