There is an elephant so shy that he becomes invisible, and the Stunt Elephant who brags that he was a stand-in for Dumbo. There is the Ikeafante, which arrives to parents ready to assemble, and the Coffee Maker Elephant, most useful in the morning as soon as you wake up. There’s the timeless Inflatable Elephant (careful not to pop it!), and the latest generation bionic one. And then elephant riders, poets, cooks, painters, and even newspapermen; with plunging or trumpet-playing trunks, with tusks antennas and corkscrews. A very serious guide to all kinds of elephants. Even to the one that isn’t there!
It’s Easy to Say Elephant
